I'm fucking bored

haptickeylogger:

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

Nodded sagely at comment. These are my people

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gentlellama:

Forgive me if this has been posted already, but I wanted to share my joy with you.

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jaidefinichon:


asi van a estar el lunes los conchesumares!!!

jaidefinichon:

asi van a estar el lunes los conchesumares!!!

PONYO LOVES....

millionfish:

smo-chi:

I had to do a dramatic reading of millionfish's amazing art.

IM YELLING

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mewtwoofficial:

I’ll be 80 and still playing pokemon image

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